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That Night (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/p4SSwzlfWN It was a one-night-stand gone wrong. A heat-of-the-moment, unintended slip-up that was all my fault. I swore that I wouldn’t do it - even punched my best friend in the face to prove it. But I...
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sagihairius:

CAPTCHA  1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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spywerewolf:

dailybadjokes:

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids.

I’m a faux pa.

This post gave me a stroke

(Source: daily-bad-jokes, via dutchster)

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shitpostgenerator:

imagine a dog

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grahammar: “Check out emagraham.wordpress.com for tips and tricks on how to live in style on a college budget ”
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I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

(Source: knowyournewmeme, via joshpeck)

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  • me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*
  • also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.
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  • someone: what are your plans for the weekend
  • me: who knows
  • me: (i know)
  • me: (i'm not leaving the house)
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